Why Ricky Gervais Deserved To Get Ditched And Why The HFPA Deserved What They Got

In this installment of my video blog, I want to weigh in on this whole Ricky Gervais and the Golden Globes thing. I make the point that Gervais deserves to get ditched by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and not be invited to host the show again… but at the same time why the HFPA deserved every single thing Gervais said.

Check out the video and let me know your thoughts:

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For Your Consideration Episode 1

Hey there guys, As I mentioned a few days ago, I’m part of a new video podcast called “For Your Consideration”. We just did our first show and I share it here with you now.

Some of the topics we discuss are:

1) The Green Hornet
2) The Dilemma
3) New Spider-Man pictures
4) First Captain America Picture
5) Battle Los Angeles trailer

and a few things more.

We’re going to do a few of these to see if people watch and like them. Let me know your thoughts:

Why I Still Have Faith In Transformers 3

Transformers-Hope.jpgThe release of the first “Transformers” movie back in 2007 was a huge event for me, not only because I’ve loved the Transformers since I was a kid (I collected just about every single toy they released and then even cut up their boxes that they came in to put up on my bedroom wall… it was COVERED with Transformer images… as you can imagine I didn’t have a lot of girls coming into my bedroom at that time), but I had been blogging and podcasting about it for years ever since the project had been officially announced.

Did the first film have its failings and shortcomings? Absolutely, no question about it. However for me, it hit all the notes that it needed to hit in order to be a positive experience at the movie theatre. For myself, it was probably the best time I had at the theatre all that year. Was it a great motion picture? Hell no, but it was as fun as I could hope it would be as a kid who grew up with Autobots battling evil Decepticons. Oh sure, I wished:

– There was more action
– Megatron had more screen time
– Starscream and Megatron had more than 1 annoyingly short conversation
– Rachael Taylor, Anthony Anderson and their tech crew had been left out of the movie
– More Transformers fighting each other
– Megan Fox could actually act
– There were a lot less “Shaky Cam”

All that is true, but seeing Optimus Prime transform for the first time on that dark street for Sam and Mikaela sent shivers down my spine and almost had a grown man in tears (yeah, I was that happy).

Fast forward now a few years to “Transformers 2″. I was extremely excited about the film since I hoped that not only would it recapture the fun and excitement of the first film, but also that it would be exponentially better by addressing some of the aforementioned glaring weaknesses of the original film.

Transformers 2 was nothing short of disastrous. A monumental disappointment that was unwatchable at best, and overtly offensive at its worst. I hated that movie. I hated it more and more each time I tried to give it another shot and watch it again. I tried to hold on to the few positive elements of the movie, but they faded more and more as time went on. Transformers 2 is garbage plain and simple.

So now here were are in 2011, a mere 6 months away from the release of the next film in the series, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon”. If you read around the webshere you’ll see that the vast majority of pundits and bloggers are already proclaiming that T3 is going to be terrible (and who can blame them for thinking so?).

But here’s a surprise… as much as I detested “Transformers 2″ and thought it was one of the worst films of the year… I STILL HAVE HOPE FOR TRANSFORMERS 3!

You may understandably ask: “John, why the hell would you have any hope for this movie, especially considering how much the last one let you down”? That’s a fair question my friends… and here’s how I would respond:

WHY I STILL HAVE SOME HOPE FOR TRANSFORMERS 3

1) Michael Bay Listens To The Fans
Oh Bay might say he doesn’t listen, but trust me he does. As a matter of fact, when you go back and look at Transformers 2 again, you’ll see that a lot of the complaints that people had about the first Transformers movie (see my list above) were actually addressed in the second one. There was LESS shaky camera (still too much, but less), there was more Transformer centric action, there was more Megatron, there was more interaction between Megatron and Starscream, They got rid of Anthony Anderson and Rachael Taylor (unfortunately they added Sam’s worthless college roommate which was a complete waste of screen time).

You can see that even if he failed in 100 different areas, he did indeed try to address some of the main concerns coming from the fans after the first movie. He may not have done a great job at it, but you can see he tried and he listened. I believe that as stand-offish as he’s been regarding the criticism he’s received from Transformers 2, Michael Bay has listed to the universal rips and complaints about the project and will once again at least TRY to correct them. He did it before, he’ll do it again.

2) Top Notch Visuals
One thing that the Transformers film have always had going for them is the absolute best visual effects in the business. Returning for “Transformers 3″ is the best visual effects company in the world… Industrial Light and Magic. With big summer blockbuster movies great action and awe inspiring visual effects can cover up some other weaknesses for a lot of movie goers.

3) The Action Will Be Good
Regardless of any weaknesses Michael Bay has in his game, one can usually count on big explosions and bigger action. Bay does these about as well as anyone in the business today. When talking about a franchise like “The Transformers”, big healthy doses of giant robots beating the living crap out of each other while massive explosions go off in the process gets you more than half way there.

4) The T2 Experience
I think there has been a sense around film fans, pundits and Hollywood studios themselves that you can’t mess up a “Transformers” movie no matter what you do… that as long as Optimus Prime shows up and says some cool things and gets into a fight or two, fans will eat it up regardless of any other weakness the film may have. Well guess what… T2 proved that theory wrong. Die hard Transformers fans, like myself, hated the second film. Yes, you need to do all those assumed things… but it’s still a movie and as such NEEDS a GOOD story, good dialog, likable/compeling or at least interesting characters and a coherent development and progression of the plot. You can’t just throw those essential things away. Transformers 2 ignored all those things, and I’m hoping that the rejection the film got from film fans will have acted like a wake up call for Bay and Paramount as a whole.

Look, I’m certainly NOT saying that “Transformers 3″ will be a great movie, or even a good movie. I think we’ve been given a lot of proof that it’s a long shot. However, I still believe that with all the base building blocks the Transformers have, with the larger than life robotic characters and truly rich background mythology… with a director who at least listens to the fans and the support of the best visual effects company in the history of the business… with a director who does action just about as well as anyone… with all these things I have hope. Maybe not a lot of it… but hope nonetheless.

Until opening day I will hold out that hope (as stupid as that might make me). Until the final credits roll I will hold out that hope… or until the Autobot Twins show up on screen again, because at that point I just walk out.

What do you think? Do you hold out SOME sense of hope for Transformers 3 like I do, or are you completely convinced that it’s destined to suck a great and mighty suck? Leave your thoughts in the comments section.

The Green Hornet Review

Hornet-Review-Graphic.jpgThanks for checking out my Green Hornet Review. I’ve been following this project for years now… mostly with negative feelings in my gut about it, especially when Stephen Chow left the movie back in 2009.

But now The Green Hornet arrives in theatres this coming weekend. Is it worth seeing? Well… check out my video Green Hornet review and find out:

Is It Time To Abolish The “Best Supporting” Oscar Category?

In this installment of my video blog I rant about how inane it is that LEADING actors like Christain Bale (The Fighter) and Hailee Stenfeld (True Grit) are being placed in the “Best Supporting” categories and how that damages the categories and the Oscars themselves.

Agree? Disagree? Leave your thoughts on the subject in the comments.

Top 10 Movies Of 2010

Top10of2010.jpgI’ve had a lot of people asking me for my personal top 10 movies of 2010 list, so I thought I’d make it the subject of my last video blog of the year.

As I mention in the video, I’ve generally felt this was a fairly weak year for film… until I started trying to put together my top 10 list. Oh sure, there were a lot of disappointments this year, but as this list will show, there were also a lot of great movies too!

So go ahead and watch my video and see my top 10 movies of 2010 list. Remember, all film is subjective and I’m sure your list will look a little different than mine.

JUMP INTO THE COMMENTS and give me your thoughts after you watch the video.

Why Jesse Eisenberg Shouldn’t Be Nominated For Best Actor For “The Social Network”

Look, I really did enjoy the performance that Jesse Eisenberg gave in “The Social Network” (one of my 5 favorite films of the year). However, I’m firmly of the belief that Eisenberg shouldn’t even be considered for “Best Actor” at the upcoming Academy Awards. Why? Well… I explain it in this video.

Do you agree with my points? Disagree with my points? Either way let me know in the comments section below.

The King’s Speech Review

Thanks for checking out my “The King’s Speech” review:

Make sure to leave your thoughts in the comments section.

The 10 Worst Movies Of 2010 – Bah Humbug

Bah Humbug. As we draw close to the end of the year, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with all of you my list for the 10 worst films of 2010.

Now, I know there were a million small indie films that COULD be on this list, but for the purposes of this particular post I’m limiting the list to just those films that had a wide release.

Like anything else in movies, this list is completely subjective… but the horrible stench of these brutally awful films just had to be acknowledged. So now, because I hate you all just a little bit, here are the worst film of 2010.

Worst2010-Bounty.jpg#10 – THE BOUNTY HUNTER
I’m actually someone who can appreciate a cheesy romantic comedy once in a while, and I’m going to be completely honest I thought Gerard Butler’s last Rom-Com “THE UGLY TRUTH” was funnier than most people gave it credit for… but this movie just had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Poor Jennifer Aniston.

Worst2010-Fairy.jpg#9 – THE TOOTH FAIRY
As we roll into 2011 it looks like THE ROCK (Dwayne Johnson) is finally getting back to what he should have been doing this whole time… action films… we are still left with the awful taste of this ball of shit in our mouths. NEVER GO BACK ROCK… never go back. I totally understand the appeal to cash those big family film cheques… but it almost killed your career. Stick with action man.

Worst2010-Marmaduke.jpg#8 – MARMADUKE
This was one of those movies where everyone just knew it was going to completely suck long before the first trailer came out. Whoever gave the green light to this mess should be getting a pink slip in their stocking for Christmas. I mean seriously… if all of us knew from the moment we heard about this movie that it was going to be horrible… why couldn’t a highly paid movie exec?

Worst2010-Killers.jpg#7 KILLERS
I’ve been saying for years that Ashton Kutcher is a completely waste of screen time in any film… but people just won’t listen to me and thus we keep getting “movies” like Killers. Domestically the film only made $47 million, so it’s not like he’s a draw. STOP PUTTING HIM IN MOVIES!

Worst2010-Macgruber.jpg#6 – MACGRUBER
This is one of those movie that I actually had some hope for… and man did it ever fall flat. I watched it again this week just to make sure, because someone actually put this steaming pile of shit on their TOP 10 list. Nope, I kept count through the film and it only made me giggle 2 times. A mortal sin that no comedy is allowed to commit.

Worst2010-Clash.jpg#5 – CLASH OF THE TITNAS
One of those movies that I thought was ripe for a remake and had a lot of potential, but just ended up being 2 hours of my life I wish I could get back. Sam Worthington continues to fail to impress with any performance he’s given so far (although you can see he has the tools to be a solid actor… I just haven’t seen him put it all together yet… I’m sure he will).

Worst2010-Grown.jpg#4 – GROWN UPS
Oh Adam Sandler… why do you continue to disappoint us so? Your comedy has run dry, but you’ve shown a real gift for the dramatic and I really wish you would start doing more films like “REIGN OVER ME”. You’ve done some amazing comedy in the past, but either make yourself fresh again or PLEASE move on to drama, because you seem to be amazing at it.

Worst2010-Vampires.jpg#3 – VAMPIRES SUCK
I can’t remember when the last spoof movie was actually any good. Maybe HOT SHOTS PART DEUX. Ken Jeong… what the hell were you doing?!?!?! You’ve set yourself up as one of my absolute favorite comedic character actors in Hollywood… you make the funniest commercials and you’ve got a hit TV comedy. WHY THE HELL DID YOU AGREE TO DO THIS MOVIE?!?!?!

Worst2010-Machete.jpg#2 – MACHETE
This film was probably one of my most anticipated movies of 2010 and the first 5 minutes made me think I was going to get everything I was hoping for. Sadly, after the first 5 minutes the film quickly slopes into a horrendously unfunny and painful political propaganda movie… such horrible propaganda that it almost made me switch to the other side.

Worst2010-Rome.jpg#1 – WHEN IN ROME
The funny thing here is that I actually think Josh Duhamel could be a great romantic comedy lead and we all love sarah Marshall… ummm… I mean Kristen Bell… but man… this movie almost felt like they were intentionally TRYING to make the absolute worst movie that they could. Congratulations… you succeeded.

So there you have it. Leave your thoughts… but remember, if you tell me a film that I should have put on this list you’ve also got to tell me which of these films was TOO GOOD to be on the list in its place..

“The Anniversary” Available For Viewing

Hey there everyone. Well, for any of you who have been following me for a while, you know that last year I decided to make a movie. I figured it would be a fun and great learning experience, no to mention it would give me a greater appreciation for what real filmmakers do and go through to give us the movies we love so much.

Well, having no idea what I was doing, and having next to no budget (not to mention the help of a lot of freest people), we did it.

Now, i am finally thrilled to make “The Anniversary” available for viewing for a limited time online.

The rental cost is just $2.99 and that makes the movie available to you for 7 days as many times as you like.

Thanks for all your encouragement and support. I hope you get a few laughs out of it.


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